1 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:10,965 (Piano playing jazz) 2 00:00:19,936 --> 00:00:23,133 He's doing it again. Must this dog stare at me all the time? 3 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:25,635 I don't know. Eddie, must you? 4 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:29,700 He must. 5 00:00:29,946 --> 00:00:33,097 What is so fascinating about me? 6 00:00:35,118 --> 00:00:39,236 Is my head a large piece of kibble? 7 00:00:39,581 --> 00:00:41,776 Am I some sort of canine enigma? 8 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:46,000 Think about it. Get back to me. 9 00:00:46,254 --> 00:00:50,406 Gents, dinner's up. Can I help you clear your papers? 10 00:00:50,759 --> 00:00:53,193 No, I need these in order. 11 00:00:53,470 --> 00:00:55,028 What is it? 12 00:00:55,263 --> 00:00:59,051 An old case from the police force, the weeping lotus murder. 13 00:00:59,392 --> 00:01:04,022 You're still trotting this out? He's been trying to solve this case for 20 years. 14 00:01:04,397 --> 00:01:06,388 And I'm not stopping till I do. 15 00:01:06,649 --> 00:01:11,279 Cops have an instinct. Mine tells me this case can be cracked. 16 00:01:11,654 --> 00:01:14,885 There must be one small thing I keep overlooking. 17 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:18,636 There is, who the murderer was. 18 00:01:18,953 --> 00:01:20,272 (Doorbell) 19 00:01:20,497 --> 00:01:22,488 It's nice you're still so dedicated. 20 00:01:22,749 --> 00:01:25,741 It's a hobby. Some guys build boats. 21 00:01:26,044 --> 00:01:28,877 I figure out why a maniac kills a hooker 22 00:01:29,172 --> 00:01:31,083 and stuffs her into a bowling bag. 23 00:01:31,341 --> 00:01:32,979 It's relaxing. 24 00:01:34,886 --> 00:01:36,877 - Hello, Niles. - Sorry I'm late. 25 00:01:37,138 --> 00:01:40,050 Maris had a run-in with a rude Directory Assistance operator. 26 00:01:40,350 --> 00:01:42,306 It shattered her calm. 27 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:47,395 Seems Maris is a bit high-strung. Maybe she should see someone. 28 00:01:47,774 --> 00:01:52,006 She's seen everyone. Why do you think she was calling Directory Assistance? 29 00:01:52,362 --> 00:01:53,477 Evening, Dr Crane. 30 00:01:53,697 --> 00:01:57,485 Hello, Daphne. Good to see you. An enchanting scent you're wearing. 31 00:01:57,826 --> 00:02:00,704 Must be the ranch dressing. 32 00:02:02,038 --> 00:02:04,791 - Won't Mrs Crane be coming? - I'm afraid not. 33 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:07,643 And no more of this "Dr and Mrs Crane" formality. 34 00:02:07,919 --> 00:02:11,355 To you, it's Niles and... uh... 35 00:02:11,673 --> 00:02:13,391 - Maris. - Yes, Maris. 36 00:02:16,553 --> 00:02:19,863 - Glad you could join us, Niles. - I wouldn't have missed it. 37 00:02:20,181 --> 00:02:22,741 Well, the food's ready. Let's start. 38 00:02:23,018 --> 00:02:25,213 - Well, enjoy. - Where are you going? 39 00:02:25,478 --> 00:02:28,788 - In the kitchen. - Don't be ridiculous. 40 00:02:29,107 --> 00:02:31,621 You can't eat by yourself in the kitchen. I'll join you. 41 00:02:33,903 --> 00:02:38,021 We're all eating right here, like a family. End of discussion. 42 00:02:38,366 --> 00:02:41,324 Well, isn't this nice? Feels just like home. 43 00:02:41,619 --> 00:02:43,814 - I'm famished. - Me too. 44 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:46,230 You boys still say a prayer before you eat? 45 00:02:46,499 --> 00:02:51,209 - Oh, almost without exception. - Yes, yes. 46 00:02:51,588 --> 00:02:54,421 We thank you, Lord, for the food we're about to eat. 47 00:02:54,716 --> 00:02:59,028 You've blessed our table with Your bounty. 48 00:02:59,387 --> 00:03:01,696 Thank You, Lord, for bringing this family together. 49 00:03:03,099 --> 00:03:05,932 We also thank You for Your other gifts. 50 00:03:06,227 --> 00:03:09,299 May we always remember to share with those less fortunate. 51 00:03:09,606 --> 00:03:12,074 - Stop staring! - I wasn't staring. 52 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:21,424 Amen. 53 00:03:26,331 --> 00:03:30,290 Frasier, did you read Derek Mann's column? You were mentioned. 54 00:03:30,627 --> 00:03:32,777 - No. - It wasn't flattering. 55 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:38,678 - Still, I'd like to have seen it. - Why didn't you say so? 56 00:03:39,094 --> 00:03:40,891 Who's Derek Mann? 57 00:03:41,137 --> 00:03:45,176 He writes that "Mann About Town" column. The things he says! 58 00:03:45,517 --> 00:03:47,712 Sometimes, he's really funny. What did he say? 59 00:03:47,977 --> 00:03:50,047 "l hate Frasier Crane." 60 00:03:53,149 --> 00:03:57,347 - Oh, sorry. - That's it? "l hate Frasier Crane"? 61 00:03:57,696 --> 00:03:59,766 Don't let it bother you. 62 00:04:00,031 --> 00:04:04,627 It doesn't. I knew when I chose this career, I'd be open to criticism. 63 00:04:04,994 --> 00:04:09,226 It's the price I pay for celebrity. But thank you for bringing the paper. 64 00:04:09,582 --> 00:04:12,779 And for highlighting it in yellow. 65 00:04:17,007 --> 00:04:19,362 - Who'd like some wine? - I would. 66 00:04:19,634 --> 00:04:21,670 Daphne, the salad is exquisite. 67 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:24,886 - Why would he say that? - Must be the carrots. 68 00:04:25,181 --> 00:04:30,130 Not the salad. Derek Mann. Why would he write that? 69 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:35,548 This attack is totally unwarranted. I'm a healer, for God's sake. 70 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:39,571 - Oh, for crying out loud. - I've every right to be upset. 71 00:04:39,904 --> 00:04:43,453 I won't enjoy my dinner until this is in the trash. 72 00:04:43,783 --> 00:04:46,855 - I wanted to save an article. - On what? 73 00:04:47,996 --> 00:04:51,591 - Nothing. - Come on, I'm interested. Tell me. 74 00:04:51,916 --> 00:04:56,865 It was about Margaret Thatcher's secret for growing zinnias. Happy? 75 00:04:59,090 --> 00:05:00,808 Not really. 76 00:05:05,388 --> 00:05:10,416 OK, Lorraine, calm down and listen to what I say. Will you do that? 77 00:05:10,810 --> 00:05:13,370 - 'OK.' - Good girl. Your problem... 78 00:05:13,646 --> 00:05:15,602 (Telephone clicks) 79 00:05:15,857 --> 00:05:20,009 'Oh, gosh. That's call waiting. Do you mind if I take it?' 80 00:05:20,362 --> 00:05:22,273 Go ahead. 81 00:05:22,530 --> 00:05:27,206 It's certainly an interesting situation she's in. Don't you think so, Roz? 82 00:05:31,581 --> 00:05:33,060 Yes. 83 00:05:34,459 --> 00:05:36,017 'OK, I'm back.' 84 00:05:36,252 --> 00:05:39,961 All right. Listen carefully to what I say. Your problem... 85 00:05:40,298 --> 00:05:41,731 (Click) 86 00:05:41,966 --> 00:05:43,922 'Sorry. I'll be right back.' 87 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:49,952 For someone with so many problems, she certainly is popular. 88 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:54,516 'OK. Go ahead, Dr Crane.' 89 00:05:54,771 --> 00:05:55,726 (Click) 90 00:05:55,939 --> 00:05:57,930 'l don't believe it, another call!' 91 00:05:58,191 --> 00:06:01,501 Hold it, you want to take that call for the same reason 92 00:06:01,820 --> 00:06:04,857 you want to change your career and leave your boyfriend. 93 00:06:05,156 --> 00:06:08,114 You're obsessed with what you think you're missing, 94 00:06:08,410 --> 00:06:11,163 the "call on the other line". 95 00:06:11,454 --> 00:06:14,571 You've got to take one call at a time from now on. 96 00:06:14,874 --> 00:06:17,832 Fully explore each one in turn, 97 00:06:18,128 --> 00:06:22,007 and you'll be a stronger person for it. Do you follow me? 98 00:06:22,340 --> 00:06:25,013 'OK, I'm back!' 99 00:06:31,850 --> 00:06:34,159 Thank you for your call. 100 00:06:35,854 --> 00:06:41,451 Only a few minutes left. I'd like to end on a personal note. 101 00:06:41,860 --> 00:06:43,816 As some of you may know, yesterday, 102 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:47,506 I was mentioned in Derek Mann's column. 103 00:06:47,824 --> 00:06:52,614 He said, and I quote, "l hate Frasier Crane." 104 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:58,596 "l HATE Frasier Crane." 105 00:07:00,712 --> 00:07:04,990 What trenchant criticism (!) Move aside, Voltaire (!) 106 00:07:05,342 --> 00:07:07,617 Step back into the shadows, HL Mencken, 107 00:07:07,886 --> 00:07:10,195 there's a new kid in town. 108 00:07:11,556 --> 00:07:15,754 One can only wonder how many hours Derek Mann sat in the glow 109 00:07:16,102 --> 00:07:20,141 of his computer screen before his trembling fingers sprang to life 110 00:07:20,482 --> 00:07:23,440 and pecked out this chef d'œuvre, 111 00:07:23,735 --> 00:07:27,284 "l hate Frasier Crane." 112 00:07:27,614 --> 00:07:30,412 A lesser critic would have wasted our time 113 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:33,976 by presenting a well-thought out, point-by-point, 114 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:36,596 constructive critique of this show. 115 00:07:36,873 --> 00:07:39,467 But, no, not our Mr Mann. 116 00:07:39,751 --> 00:07:43,903 So, dear listeners, when Mr Mann's column arrives on your doorstep, 117 00:07:44,255 --> 00:07:47,804 read it, enjoy it, and above all, treasure it. 118 00:07:48,134 --> 00:07:53,447 For, one day this man will join the pantheon of the immortals. 119 00:07:53,848 --> 00:07:57,124 And, if we're lucky, it'll be one day soon. 120 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:00,768 I'm Dr Frasier Crane. 121 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:12,291 - Funny running into you here. - I'm always here. 122 00:08:12,575 --> 00:08:16,329 - Have you seen today's 'Times'? - No. 123 00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:21,453 Lucky for you, I saved it. Look at Derek Mann's column. 124 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:25,510 This is the second time in two days you've given me a paper. 125 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:30,276 Have you ever considered getting yourself a route? 126 00:08:30,635 --> 00:08:35,106 - Hello. I don't think we've met. - We have, a few times, Roz Doyle. 127 00:08:35,473 --> 00:08:37,941 Oh, of course. It was at the, uh... 128 00:08:38,226 --> 00:08:40,535 It was during the, uh... 129 00:08:40,812 --> 00:08:45,169 Well, I'm too successful to feel awkward. Where did we meet? 130 00:08:47,736 --> 00:08:51,092 - The radio station. - Nice to see you again. 131 00:08:51,406 --> 00:08:53,840 Apparently, Mr Mann heard your programme. 132 00:08:54,117 --> 00:08:58,713 So I see. "Yesterday, Dr Frasier Crane got on my case 133 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:02,436 "for not giving a point-by-point criticism of his radio show. 134 00:09:02,751 --> 00:09:04,946 "Well, he asked for it..." 135 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:09,250 - His entire column is about your show. - Not very flattering, either. 136 00:09:09,591 --> 00:09:12,788 He even attacks your "dim-witted sidekick call screener". 137 00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:14,322 That's me! 138 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:17,671 Oh, now I remember you. 139 00:09:19,267 --> 00:09:23,146 "It's hard to say what to hate most about Crane's show, 140 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:28,713 "his pompous, sanctimonious style, his self-congratulatory references, 141 00:09:29,110 --> 00:09:33,661 "or his voice, a mock sympathetic tone so sickly sweet, 142 00:09:34,032 --> 00:09:36,592 "one wonders if he graduated from medical school 143 00:09:36,868 --> 00:09:38,984 "or from some mind-controlling cult." 144 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:43,291 - It's continued on 12. - I've read enough! 145 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:46,859 - Can I get you anything? - How could he say something like that? 146 00:09:47,170 --> 00:09:52,847 - It's my job. I'm a waiter. - We don't want anything, thank you. 147 00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:55,978 In a few days, it'll blow over. 148 00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:58,014 You're right. 149 00:09:59,391 --> 00:10:02,667 To retaliate would be to stoop to his level. 150 00:10:02,977 --> 00:10:05,889 The best response is no response at all. 151 00:10:06,189 --> 00:10:09,499 (Shouts) Pompous and sanctimonious, am l? 152 00:10:09,818 --> 00:10:12,696 Mann can't even write grammatical sentences. 153 00:10:12,987 --> 00:10:16,343 Every five words there's one of his precious dot-dot-dots. 154 00:10:16,658 --> 00:10:20,970 He must like making dots with the crayon he writes this drivel with! 155 00:10:22,205 --> 00:10:28,360 Dr Crane, we have Stewart who has a problem with delayed gratification. 156 00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:32,071 Well, he's just gonna have to wait! 157 00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:35,454 I don't know who Derek Mann thinks he is, 158 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:40,595 but if he thinks he can hide behind his paper like a school child behind a tree, 159 00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:43,442 I say, let's expose this Derek Mann for what he is, 160 00:10:43,727 --> 00:10:46,036 not a man at all, but half a man. 161 00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:49,509 - What line is Stewart on? - He hung up. 162 00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:53,252 I'm leaving all sorts of bodies in my wake today. 163 00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:59,406 Let's see who's on line five. Hello, this is Dr Frasier Crane. I'm listening. 164 00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:03,102 - 'Good, 'cos I was listening, too.' - And you are? 165 00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:05,369 'Derek Mann.' 166 00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:07,375 I see. 167 00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:13,086 'Look, nobody calls me half a man, especially some Ivy League twit. 168 00:11:13,465 --> 00:11:16,457 'So what do you say we settle this...like men?' 169 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:19,228 Are you implying you want to fight me? 170 00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:21,264 'No, I'm saying it.' 171 00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:23,584 Fight as in a fist fight? 172 00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:27,604 'No, I thought we'd throw pies at each other (!) 173 00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:31,293 'So are you up to it, or aren't YOU man enough?' 174 00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:41,512 We'll be back after these messages. 175 00:11:43,912 --> 00:11:48,622 We're back. We have a surprise caller, Derek Mann. 176 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,719 'What's it gonna be? You gonna fight me or not?' 177 00:11:52,003 --> 00:11:55,837 - You can't be serious. - 'Just as I figured. You're chicken.' 178 00:11:56,174 --> 00:11:58,404 No, I don't think civilized people behave that way. 179 00:11:58,677 --> 00:12:02,875 Maybe our listeners have an opinion. Who's on the line? 180 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:07,102 Lines one to eight are people who think you're chicken. 181 00:12:08,103 --> 00:12:11,459 - 'You're chicken, Crane. Admit it.' - I'm not chicken! 182 00:12:11,773 --> 00:12:13,001 (Clucks) 183 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:15,428 We are mature, thinking people, not cavemen. 184 00:12:15,694 --> 00:12:16,888 (Clucks) 185 00:12:17,112 --> 00:12:21,071 You want a fight so bad, name the time and place. 186 00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:25,242 'Kinsley Square, outside your office, by the old statue, noon tomorrow. 187 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:27,933 'Don't back out.' 188 00:12:28,206 --> 00:12:30,162 I won't. 189 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:34,649 Don't you back out, either, because I know where your office is, too, 190 00:12:35,005 --> 00:12:38,202 and I know where you live, and I'll track you down! 191 00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:44,636 Who else wants a piece of me? 192 00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:48,632 Having a look at that murder case again? 193 00:12:48,893 --> 00:12:51,202 Yeah, I dug out the old crime scene photos. 194 00:12:51,479 --> 00:12:54,232 Don't be a greedy guts. Let's have a look. 195 00:13:02,657 --> 00:13:05,615 Her name was Helen. 196 00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:07,980 Yeah, it was. 197 00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:10,999 You must have seen that on some of my papers. 198 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:14,010 No, I just got this feeling when I touched the picture. 199 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:17,684 - You're putting me on. - She had a lot of men in her life. 200 00:13:18,006 --> 00:13:20,156 No kidding. She was a hooker. 201 00:13:20,425 --> 00:13:24,100 No, I mean she had four brothers. 202 00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:28,741 That's amazing. She did have four brothers. 203 00:13:29,893 --> 00:13:32,202 What else are you getting? 204 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:33,798 Tell me more. 205 00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:37,253 I can't just turn it on and off like a faucet. 206 00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:41,958 Give it a try, please. What else are you getting? 207 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:44,392 Nothing... No, wait. 208 00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:47,653 - I see a man. - Yeah? 209 00:13:47,911 --> 00:13:51,824 A well-dressed man. He's wearing wing tips and a trench coat. 210 00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:53,280 Yeah, yeah. 211 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:58,528 He's getting off an elevator. He's walking down a long hallway. 212 00:13:58,922 --> 00:14:01,994 She doesn't know he's coming. He's opening the door. 213 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:04,052 Hello, everyone. 214 00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:10,206 Sometimes I get me signals crossed. 215 00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:16,656 - What's going on? - Unless you killed a hooker, not much. 216 00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:22,673 We heard your show. I loved the way you handled that Derek Mann. 217 00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:28,467 Especially when he challenged you to a fight and you stood up to him. 218 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:33,862 - Yes, I did, didn't l? - Boy, I can't wait to see that. 219 00:14:34,249 --> 00:14:37,764 I'm not actually gonna go through with it, Dad. 220 00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:42,682 - What are you talking about? - I already won our little war of words. 221 00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:46,405 How would I benefit by having a fist fight? 222 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:49,632 Maybe I'm misunderstanding. 223 00:14:49,931 --> 00:14:52,889 He challenged you, and you're backing down? 224 00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:58,099 Mature people should use their intellect to settle differences. 225 00:14:58,481 --> 00:15:01,473 A man doesn't just turn and run. 226 00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:05,291 - Are you encouraging me to fight? - You gave him your word. 227 00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:09,288 I didn't know what I was saying. I hadn't had lunch. 228 00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:13,929 I might've known this would happen. It's Billy Kriezel all over again. 229 00:15:14,289 --> 00:15:16,166 What did you say? 230 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:19,806 Something about a Billy Kriezel. 231 00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:21,925 That was 30 years ago. 232 00:15:22,172 --> 00:15:25,209 - Who's Billy Kriezel? - A kid who tormented me. 233 00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:27,658 So Frasier made fun of Billy's crew cut. 234 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:31,317 He started it. He made fun of the elbow patches on my blazer. 235 00:15:34,309 --> 00:15:37,107 They were supposed to fight 236 00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:39,955 after school only "Patches" didn't show up. 237 00:15:40,231 --> 00:15:42,586 I had a clarinet lesson! 238 00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:47,011 You don't need to remind me. Billy's dad was a cop, too. 239 00:15:47,364 --> 00:15:49,878 The guys rode me about that for years. 240 00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:54,310 Every time I couldn't make it for a drink, they'd say, "Got a clarinet lesson?" 241 00:15:54,663 --> 00:15:58,258 Couldn't you have met Billy after the clarinet lesson? 242 00:15:58,583 --> 00:16:01,973 Daphne, could you excuse us for a moment? 243 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:06,652 Of course. I have a feeling I'm going to be excused a lot in this house. 244 00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:12,878 I am sorry if I embarrassed you 245 00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:15,979 for not fighting Billy Kriezel 30 years ago. 246 00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:18,986 The situation is not the same now. 247 00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:22,421 I'm adult, I've been to med school, I have a position in this city. 248 00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:26,611 - I don't resort to brawling. - You accepted the man's challenge. 249 00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:29,413 You won't be happy until I have a black eye. 250 00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:32,610 I just want you to do what you said you'd do. 251 00:16:32,909 --> 00:16:38,347 You can talk about your medical school, your intellect, your place in this city... 252 00:16:38,748 --> 00:16:43,503 But you know what? It's all one big clarinet lesson. 253 00:16:44,879 --> 00:16:46,835 I can't even look at you. 254 00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:02,193 So I step out of the shower, I look out the window, 255 00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:05,036 and I notice the garbage man looking at me. 256 00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:08,831 I say, "Did you get a good look?" He says, "No. Turn around." 257 00:17:10,989 --> 00:17:15,665 He smiles, and he's missing a tooth. That's when the romance went out of it. 258 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,607 Why are you telling me this? 259 00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:22,945 To get your mind off the fact that in five minutes 260 00:17:23,251 --> 00:17:25,890 you're going to get your clock cleaned. 261 00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:29,208 Did it occur to you that I might win? 262 00:17:29,507 --> 00:17:31,338 Your shoe's untied. 263 00:17:31,593 --> 00:17:33,549 If you fell for that one, you're going down, 264 00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:35,839 and you're going down hard. 265 00:17:38,350 --> 00:17:40,466 Frasier, there's quite a crowd out there. 266 00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:43,639 Secretaries with bag lunches, children with balloons. 267 00:17:43,938 --> 00:17:47,613 - All that's missing is a mariachi band. - They're setting up. 268 00:17:47,942 --> 00:17:51,651 I'd better go find a place in the crowd. 269 00:17:51,988 --> 00:17:56,857 I'll be off to the left if you tear his ear off and want to throw it to me. 270 00:17:57,243 --> 00:18:02,761 As your brother and as your friend, why are you doing this? 271 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:08,918 - It's Billy Kriezel. - Where? 272 00:18:13,885 --> 00:18:15,841 He's not here, Niles. 273 00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:20,214 - I ran away from him when I was ten. - I remember. 274 00:18:20,558 --> 00:18:24,392 You know, and I've been running ever since. 275 00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:30,292 Well, this is where it stops. I'm not running any more. 276 00:18:30,652 --> 00:18:35,009 What is it that makes us Crane boys such targets? 277 00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:41,212 Chalk it up to random violence. 278 00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:51,116 - Hey, there. - Dad, what are you doing here? 279 00:18:51,506 --> 00:18:54,418 I said some things that went over the line. 280 00:18:54,718 --> 00:18:57,790 Dad, if you're worried that you talked me into something 281 00:18:58,096 --> 00:19:01,054 that I wasn't ready to do, you're wrong. 282 00:19:01,349 --> 00:19:03,658 I... I'm doing this for myself. 283 00:19:03,935 --> 00:19:05,368 Good. 284 00:19:05,603 --> 00:19:08,640 Who told you that I was going through with it? 285 00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:12,455 Let's just say a father knows certain things about his son. 286 00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:18,897 Good news. I parked on a broken meter. We're getting a freebie. 287 00:19:19,242 --> 00:19:21,802 Good luck with the fight. 288 00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:26,117 Thank you, Daphne. Any psychic predictions? 289 00:19:26,458 --> 00:19:31,009 Actually, yes, but don't worry. I'm frequently wrong. 290 00:19:32,797 --> 00:19:36,312 Frasier, there's something I want you to see. 291 00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:40,734 There, the man standing to the left of the statue. 292 00:19:41,056 --> 00:19:43,616 I recognize him from the paper. That's Derek Mann. 293 00:19:43,892 --> 00:19:45,803 He's gigantic. 294 00:19:47,729 --> 00:19:50,846 My God, you could show a movie on his back. 295 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:55,085 Sure you wanna go through with it? 296 00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:57,512 - Yes... Yes, I am. - Good. 297 00:19:57,781 --> 00:20:01,410 You'll be fine. Remember, this is a street fight, 298 00:20:01,743 --> 00:20:04,211 so fight dirty and throw the first punch. 299 00:20:04,496 --> 00:20:07,294 I find that a knee to the groin does the trick. 300 00:20:07,582 --> 00:20:12,292 Any doubts, check with a fellow in Manchester named Nigel Tavers. 301 00:20:13,922 --> 00:20:16,231 If we want an unobstructed view... 302 00:20:16,508 --> 00:20:18,738 I prefer if you guys stay here. 303 00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:20,568 Whatever you want. 304 00:20:22,639 --> 00:20:27,030 - Well, wish me luck. - Go, champ. That a boy. 305 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:31,519 (Mariachi band strikes up) 306 00:20:33,316 --> 00:20:35,272 They got a band out there. 307 00:20:35,527 --> 00:20:38,883 I have to get their card. I need someone for our summer barbecue. 308 00:20:39,197 --> 00:20:41,791 Look, they're starting to fight. 309 00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:44,031 They're just sizing each other up. 310 00:20:44,285 --> 00:20:46,845 Come on, Frasier, hit him first! 311 00:20:47,122 --> 00:20:48,350 (Siren) 312 00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:51,220 - Is that the police? - What are they doing here? 313 00:20:51,501 --> 00:20:53,810 They're breaking it up. 314 00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:57,052 (Crowd jeers) 315 00:20:58,717 --> 00:21:01,675 OK, I'm coming peacefully. Let me get my jacket. 316 00:21:01,970 --> 00:21:03,642 I'm not arresting you. 317 00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:08,439 But I warn you, in this town, we don't settle our differences with street fights. 318 00:21:08,810 --> 00:21:13,679 - You'll have no more trouble from me. - OK. 319 00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:18,490 Dad, did you see me? My hands are trembling. 320 00:21:18,820 --> 00:21:22,813 My chest is pounding, my knees are like jelly. I feel great! 321 00:21:23,158 --> 00:21:25,308 You did good. 322 00:21:25,577 --> 00:21:29,172 I was out there. I was ready. You saw that, right? 323 00:21:29,497 --> 00:21:32,694 - You would have kicked his butt. - From here to Tacoma. 324 00:21:33,001 --> 00:21:36,437 I say we celebrate. A round of victory lattes on me. 325 00:21:36,755 --> 00:21:38,825 (Cheering) 326 00:21:42,719 --> 00:21:44,675 Thanks, Harry. I owe you one. 327 00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:48,365 You cut it close, Frasier was almost eating sidewalk. 328 00:21:48,683 --> 00:21:52,801 - I'm missing lunch for this. - You could stand to miss a few. 329 00:21:53,146 --> 00:21:56,343 Some of the guys are having a beer. Why don't you come? 330 00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:59,527 Maybe I will. You know why I will? 331 00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:03,289 'Cos the Crane boys don't take clarinet lessons any more. 332 00:22:03,615 --> 00:22:05,685 What are you talking about? 333 00:22:05,950 --> 00:22:08,145 Oh, that's right. You weren't in my precinct. 334 00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:15,710 335 00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:18,520 336 00:22:19,422 --> 00:22:20,855 337 00:22:21,091 --> 00:22:22,809 338 00:22:23,051 --> 00:22:26,123 339 00:22:27,972 --> 00:22:29,690 340 00:22:29,933 --> 00:22:32,606 and scrambled eggs 341 00:22:34,062 --> 00:22:36,098 342 00:22:36,356 --> 00:22:37,311 Thank you!